83 Funny Baby Quotes For New Parents Who Need A Laugh

We all need some funny quotes in our lives, don’t we? To get us through the tough times of the baby stage? There are so many beautiful things about living the baby life, but there are also SO. MANY. Difficult things.

That’s why these funny baby quotes for new parents are going to be so helpful. They’ll make you look at your current life stage from a glass half full perspective. Learn more

New motherhood is utterly exhausting, and stressful and 24/7. But for the next few minutes, you’re gonna forget about all of that and you’re simply going to laugh.

Ah babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. -Tina Fey

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Sleep when your baby sleeps, everyone knows this classic tip. But I say, why stop there? Scream when your baby screams, take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl and walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless. -Tina Fey

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Watching teething babies is like watching over a thermonuclear reactor. It is best done in shifts, and by well-rested people. -Anthony Doerr

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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

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