57 Jokes For 5 Year Olds: Super Funny And Kid Approved

If you’re the parent of a 5 year old, your child probably loves jokes. My daughter is currently obsessed with jokes, but I quickly realized that finding the perfect jokes for 5 year olds was not an easy task. Learn more

Sometimes it’s hard to find jokes that she can truly understand. She’s constantly asking Alexa to tell her a joke, but a lot of the jokes are over her head, and some are not very appropriate jokes either. Learn more

Here are some jokes that made the cut. They are simple enough for your preschooler, but they’re also some of the best kid-friendly jokes that I’ve found.

• Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll “Let It Go”! • What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!

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• How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! • What kind of witch can you find at the beach? A sand-witch!

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• What do you get when a witch goes to the beach? A sand-witch! • What did the mommy tomato say to the baby tomato? C’mon, ketchup!

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• Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t “peeling” well! • What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?

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• What’s a monster’s favorite game? Swallow the leader! • Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with!

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