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My preschooler loves jokes, but it’s sometimes hard to find jokes that she can really understand. She’s constantly asking Alexa to tell her a joke, but a lot of the jokes are over her head. Even “kid” jokes might still be too difficult for your preschooler.
The following are jokes that make the cut. They are simple enough for your preschooler, but they’re also really funny.
Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll “Let It Go”!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it
What do you get when a witch goes to the beach? A sand-witch!
Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the mooooo-vies!
What did the mommy tomato say to the baby tomato? C’mon, ketchup!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t “peeling” well!
What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with!
What is a pirate’s favorite letter? Arrrrrr!
What does a piece of toast wear to bed? His pa-JAM-as!
What does one eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What happens when an egg laughs? It cracks up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert? Because he was stuffed!
Why can’t you tell a joke while ice skating? Because the ice might crack up!
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
What’s mommy and daddy’s favorite ride at the carnival? A married-go-round!
How did Cookie Monster feel after eating all the cookies? Pretty crummy!
What do you call a skunk who flies in a helicopter? A smelly-copter!
What do you get when you shake a cow? A milkshake!
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the bee get married? Because she found her honey!
What did the ocean say to their airplane? Nothing, it just waved!
Where do eskimo pigs live? In pig-loos.
What’s a dinosaur called when it’s sleeping? A dino-snore!
What did the cookie say to the annoying cookie? Crumb on!
Why did Mickey Mouse go up in space? To find Pluto!
What does Olaf eat for lunch? Icebergers!
What letter is always wet? The C!
Breastfeeding mom bonus* What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees!
Don’t forget the printable version! You can keep it anywhere around the house. I keep ours in the car and I tell jokes while we’re waiting for the van in the morning.
Check out my Valentine-themed kid’s jokes too!
What kid-friendly jokes did I forget?