If you’ve been on social media recently at all, you’ve probably realized that the pregnancy announcement is kind of a big deal. You probably want to find some memorable baby announcement quotes to go with your announcement photo.
Tip: Use these quotes along with my other ideas for announcing your pregnancy on Facebook.
But competition to announce your pregnancy better than all of your friends aside, this is one of the biggest announcements you’re ever going to make! Ya gotta make it good.
This list of pregnancy announcement quotes and sayings has something for every style, whether you’re looking for a cute or funny pregnancy announcement quote, an announcement riddle or poem or you’re announcing that yes, you are having yet ANOTHER kid.
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Okay let’s get to the pregnancy announcement quotes, because you want to announce before you start showing and your baby bump does the announcing for you.
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Pregnancy Announcement Quotes And Sayings
Cute Quotes To Announce Pregnancy
The best is yet to come…
(your due date)
And then there were three…
(your due date)
Our family will be growing by two feet!
A grand adventure is about to begin… in (birth month and year) -Inspired by Winnie the Pooh
And soon the world shall know… (with an ultrasound photo).
In [month}, our family will hear some the pitter-patter of little feet.
Every superhero needs a sidekick. (for families with sons).
We’re adding a new little pumpkin to our patch in (birth month and year).
We’re resting up while we can. We’ll be missing a lot of sleep starting in (due date month).
The butterflies he used to give me turned into tiny feet.
Life will always find a way- quote from Jurassic Park
After every storm there is a rainbow. Expecting our rainbow baby (birth month and year).
All because two people fell in love.
Have you heard the buzz? Our little honey will be arriving (birth month and year)
Precautions were taken
No plans were made
But life is full of surprises
And life found a way….
Pregnancy Announcement- Funny Quotes
(Insert husbands name) is going to be a daddy and I’m pretty sure it’s mine.
Oops, I did it again.
Dinner for two…$80, Weekend getaway…$550, Telling everyone you’re pregnant and then heading out of town so your phone doesn’t ring…PRICELESS!
Guess what’s cooking in our oven? (Hint: it’s not cookies).
Ingredients: 1 egg, mature. 100 million sperm, very, very excited.
Instructions: Preheat oven. Mix ingredients romantically. Cook bun for forty weeks. Sprinkle with Love and serve to the world. I’M PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looking forward to a new tax deduction in (year)!
Love makes the belly go round.
I cough, therefore I pee.
Looks like Netflix and Chill went a little bit too far.
We’ve been naughty!
Shit just got real.
We don’t make mistakes, just happy little accidents.
We’ve decided that we no longer want to sleep, have time to ourselves or have a clean house.
Our secret is in the sauce (with a picture of a jar of Prego spaghetti sauce).
“Mom and Dad are getting us a human!” (with a picture of fur babies).
This is one doodle that can’t be undid homeskillet!- a quote from the movie Juno
We’re going to need a bigger boat” – also a quote from Jaws
Say hello to my little friend” – quote from Scarface
Best oops ever (with a picture of baby things).
It was all fun and games until I got pregnant.
Pretty soon, we’ll need a minivan…
We’re adding another to our clan!
The battle for mommy’s attention begins (birth month and year).
Check out these milestone cards for pregnancy that you can include in your baby bump photos to keep track of where you’re at in your pregnancy!
Funny Pregnancy Announcement Riddles
What is tiny, causing me lots of grief, and will make its appearance in (birth month)?
We are pleased to announce that due to hard work and a good attitude we will be promoting our youngest son to big brother.
I’m patiently waiting on the day my back hurts, my feet are swollen, and i walk like a duck.
I’m giving up things like lunch meat, caffeine, sushi and alcohol for 9 months.
I’m small but very important. I’m free to make but expensive to maintain. I’m noticeable but you cannot see me. What am I?
What do a chef who’s baking a dinner roll and I have in common?
What gets a shower but doesn’t get wet?
I can bring a smile to your face, A tear to your eye, Or even a thought to your mind. But, I can’t be seen. What am I?
Check out more pregnancy announcement riddles here!
Pregnancy Announcement Poems
Roses are red, violets are blue
on (your due date)
our little miracle is due.
We’ve waited for a while, to share our lovely news, looks like we’ll be shopping for some tiny, little shoes.
Two tiny hands, two tiny feet
a baby girl we can’t wait to meet.
We will be welcoming
into the world
(your due date)
First comes love. Then comes marriage. In (month) we will be pushing a baby carriage.
Roses are red
Diapers aren’t fun
But sometime in (month)
We get to see baby #1
We wished upon a star
and it came true…
Now we’re expecting baby number two!
Expected arrival date
Snow flakes and hot chocolate
And children with toys
I can’t imagine a more special time
To announce our bundle of joy (for a winter pregnancy announcement).
I do not have a face to see
or put inside a frame
I do not have soft cheeks to kiss
I don’t yet have a name.
You can’t yet hold my tiny hands
Nor whisper in my ear.
It’s still too soon to sing a song,
Or cuddle me so near.
But all will change come (due date month)
That’s when they say I’m due.
I’m your new grandson or granddaughter.
I can’t wait til I meet you.
All I ask between now and then
Is your patience while I grow.
I promise I’ll be worth the wait.
Because of all the love we’ll know.
So what I have to give you now,
Is a wish to you from me.
I cannot wait to be a part
Of this wonderful family.
One is great, two is fun, so why not add another one?
Excited as can be to announce baby number 3.
Our family wasn’t quite complete until we had two more tiny baby feet.
What’s one more? And then there were 4!
We thought we were through, and then there was you.
Check out more here: Pregnancy Announcement Poems
Pregnancy Announcement Sayings for Family with Boys Expecting a Girl
Knights in shining armor always need a princess to protect.
Big brother body guards on duty starting (birth month and year)!
Adding a bit of sugar and spice to our crew!
Oh Boy! It’s a Girl!
Pregnancy Announcement Shirts